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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:03 AM // 03:03   #241
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Along deserted avenues
Steam begins to rise
The figures primed and ready
Prepared for quick surprise
He’s watchin’ for a sign
His life is on the line
Dogs whine in the alleys
Smoke is on the wind
From deep inside it’s empty shell
A cathedral bell begins to toll
A storm begins to grow

Amidst the upturned burned-out cars
The challengers await
And in their fists clutch iron bars
With which to seal his fate
Across his chest is scabbards rest
The rows of throwing knives
Whose razor points in challenged tests
Have finished many lives

Now facing one another
The stand-off eats at time
Then all at once a silence falls
As the bell ceases it’s chime
Upon this sign the challengers
With shrieks and cries rush forth
The knives fly out like bullets
Upon their deadly course
Screams of pain and agony
Rent the silent air
Amidst the dying bodies
Blood runs everywhere
The figure stands expressionless
Impassive and alone
Unmoved by this victory
And the seeds of death he’s sown

Sworn to avenge
Condemn to hell
Tempt not the blade
All fear the sentinel
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:05 AM // 03:05   #242
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i just realized we are only supposed to post PARTS of the song so

"When I’m tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped awa y. she slipped away.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 04:07 AM // 04:07   #243
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pull the trigger and the nightmare stops
:Coheed and cambrion
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #244
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"what the hell are u waiting for"
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:48 PM // 14:48   #245
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alura Pyro
pull the trigger and the nightmare stops
:Coheed and cambrion

Cambria*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:25 PM // 15:25   #246
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Steve walks warily down the street,
with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
machine guns ready to go

Are you ready,
Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along,
without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had,
and kicked me out on my own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
you can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
repeating the sound of the beat
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:27 PM // 15:27   #247
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Heh, another one has heard one of the greatest songs of Queen.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 07:03 PM // 19:03   #248
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The ocean floor is hidden
From your viewing lens
A depth perception
Languished in the night
All my life, I’ve been
Sewing the wounds
But the seeds sprout
A lachrymal cloud
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 07:27 PM // 19:27   #249
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You see the signs, but you can't read
You're runnin' at a different speed
Your heart beats in double time
Another kiss and you'll be mine, a one track mind
You can't be saved
Oblivion is all you crave
If there's some left for you
You don't mind if you do
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #250
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My victims are rich or poor, young or old, strong or weak
I cause millions of accidents, I am cancer in your bones
I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth
I am insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes

I take what you love, and leave you in tears
I imprison your soul, your hopes are my games
I strip you of pride, my promise is in vain
While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames

I bring poverty, sickness and death
A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth
I answer your prayers for greed and lust
More than evil, I laugh at your trust

I am more powerful than all the armies of the world
I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death
I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars
I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath

Evil, more evil than violence
Violent, more violent than death
Deadly, more deadly than man
I am yeah, yeah, I'm evil I am
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 07:43 PM // 19:43   #251
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See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you

Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:43 AM // 00:43   #252
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These two songs have been on repeat for the last 6 hours. Freud would drool over me.
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Linkin Park, Crawling

(Chorus)

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling

I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I’m convinced that there’s just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Chorus

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting how I can't seem...

To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I’m convinced that there’s just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Chorus (Repeat until end)

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling (Whispered during chorus)

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Nine Inch Nails, The Fragile

she shines
in a world full of ugliness
she matters when everything is meaningless

fragile
she doesn't see her beauty
she tries to get away
sometimes
it's just that nothing seems worth saving
i can't watch her slip away

i won't let you fall apart

she reads the minds of all the people as they pass her by
hoping someone can see
if i could fix myseld i'd-
but it's too late for me

i wont let you fall apart

we'll find the perfect place to go where we can run and hide
i'll build a wall and we can keep them on the other side
...but they keep waiting
...and picking...

it's something i have to do
i was there, too
before everyhting else
i was like you
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #253
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Not my favorite song, but still i like it

Bloodhound Gang-Fire Water Burn

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherf*cker burn
Burn motherf*cker burn
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she fly
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fry'
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherf*cker burn
Burn motherf*cker burn

Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven
This honkey's gone to heaven
But if I go to hell well then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Well
King Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherf*cker burn
Burn motherf*cker burn

Everybody here we go
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Throw your hands in the air
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Wave 'em like you don't care
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everbody say ho
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everybody here we go

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Old Oct 26, 2005, 04:52 AM // 04:52   #254
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I've been waiting for so long
For someone to
Mend all the blame
I've been searching for so long
For something to
anonymous
avenge my name
anonymous
avenge my name

you came here on time
I just hope that it's not to late
I've seen you at night
Biting the frost of silence
Can you cure us of this fate
Mock the litany in its face
Is that you moatilliatta

I've been waiting for so long
For someone to
Mend all the blame
I've been searching for so long
For something to
Anonymous
Avenge my name
Anonymous
Avenge my name

Hex zero rouge
He'll hibernate no more
The altars run dry
Prefect dictate your final words
does it sting of augur truth
was your temple left in ruins
is that you moatilliatta

I've been waiting for so long
for someone to
mend all the blame
I've been searching for so long
For something to
Anonymous
Avenge my name
Anonymous
Avenge my name

This is the altar
The one that you let me die in
On your knees
How you wept
Much like omerta
The quiet has shielded all intent
On the ground it appears
Like wrath
Avenging the lamb as bait
In a bed of nails you made
Who is this effigy
Is there straw dressed in these fields

And now it won't be long

I've been waiting for so long
For someone to
Mend all the blame
I've been searching for so long
For something to
Anonymous
Avenge my name
Anonymous
Avenge my name
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #255
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This one is something special, from Sam Kinison himself:

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Well, something special tonight 'cause it's our last show, so I thought it appropriate to do a love song.

I wrote this about this girl I met about 5 years ago.

I was gonna come out with some money, you know and try to live out here for a while, and I met this girl and wanted to impress her, so I went through all my cash in about a year...

And then one day she said "You know, Sam, there's something missing from our relationship." I said "It wouldn't be the cash by any chance, would it hunny?"

She said "No, we found so many special things about each other, I'd hate to see it go to waste because the passion's gone. Can't we still see each other once in a while, and have lunch or see a movie, or.. Just be friends?"

I said "Yeah friends, I think I know what you mean. I've become some emotional tampon you need 4 or 5 days a month, when no one else will take your *Cencord* bull*Cencord*. But we don't *Cencord*, ain't that right hunny? That's what friends is, we don't *Cencord*?"

She said "Yeah, that's about it." I wrote her this song, it goes like this:

YOU *Cencord* WH*Cencord*E! YOU USED ME! YOU NEVER LOVED ME! I HOPE YOU SLIDE UNDER A GAS TRUCK AND TASTE YOUR OWN *Cencord* BLOOD! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! I WANT MY RECORDS BACK! I WANT MY *Cencord* RECORDS BACK!
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 06:36 AM // 06:36   #256
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"Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger."

"Mushroom, Mushroom!"

*repeats 3 times*

"Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger."

"Ahhh snake! A snake!! Snake, a snake. Ohhhh it's a snake!!"

*repeats forever*

the song
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 04:50 PM // 16:50   #257
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That's the most amazing song/video ever....

Although I'm still a fan of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 05:43 PM // 17:43   #258
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I don't want you to give it all up
And leave your own life collecting dust
And I don't want you to feel sorry for me
You never gave us a chance to be
And I don't need you to be by my side
To tell me that everything's alright
I just wanted you to tell me the truth
You know I'd do that for you
So why are you running away?
So why are you running away?
Cause I did enough to show you that I
Was willing to give and sacrifice
And I was the one who was lifting you up
When you thought your life had had enough
And when I get close, you turn away
There's nothing that I can do or say
So now I need you to tell me the truth
You know I'd do that for you
So why are you running away?
Why are you running away?
Is it me, is it you
Nothing that I can do
To make you change your mind
Is it me, is it you
Nothing that I can do
Is it a waste of time?
Is it me, is it you
Nothing that I can do
To make you change your mind
So why are you running away?
Why are you running away?
...What is it I've got to say...
So why are you running away?
...To make you admit you're afraid...
Why are you running away?
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 10:22 PM // 22:22   #259
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Stuck in my head for no apparant reason.

The Beatles - Helter Skelter
(Spoken with Squeaky or Susie lately, Charly?)

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again
Yeah yeah yeah hey

Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

Now helter skelter helter skelter
Helter skelter yeah
Ooh!

Will you, won't you want me to make you
I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you
Tell me tell me tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

Look out helter skelter helter skelter
Helter skelter ooh

Look out, cos here she comes

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
And I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
And I get to the bottom and I see you again
Yeah yeah yeah

Well do you, don't you want me to make you
I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you
Tell me tell me tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

Look out helter skelter helter skelter
Helter skelter

Look out helter skelter
She's coming down fast
Yes she is
Yes she is coming down fast

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Old Oct 26, 2005, 10:56 PM // 22:56   #260
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The Blood Brothers - Pink Tarantulas

We are the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO-eyed children left to babble in tarantula glue.
We are the shock-eyed children left to suckle straw in the soap opera zoo.
We are the engines pumping out children strangled by static from the noisy sun.
So won't you tell us what's brewing in your trenches?
Let us see what you've got hidden under the web.
Come on, come on, what's listening in those stretch marks?
Tell us, tell us, taxman, what you meant when you said...

Sleep, eat, own, RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO,
Abandoned like a bombed out conversation.
Phone, TV, sweets, suck,
I pledge allegiance to the small talk nation.
Wrapped, packed, soiled, stacked,
Gaping like a cracked open piñata
Counted, measured, copied, faxed,
Pink tarantula teeth in our pina coladas.

What’s cooking in your stain? (come on taxman)
The sleepy clang of cash register fangs
What’s cooking our sun? (come on taxman)
The addictive hum of bubble gum slums
Come on taxman!
This withered milk tree that you call love collapses like an empty glove..
Feed it! (yeah ) Suck it! (yeah) Own it! (yeah) RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO it! (yeah)
And we know that sewing on another asshole wont make us shit more,
but who can resist a two-for-one at the pink tarantula store?

Pink tarantula! (Yeah!)
Pink tarantula! (Oh yeah!)
Pink tarantula!
1, 2, 3, go!

When you wake up in the morning the rising sun shines through its frosted veil.
We'll always lay together dreaming of other people under the poison hail.
You look so disgusting, all pink and puckered, covered with tarantula hair.
You look so disgusting I can feel the sight rotting off of my prowling stare.

And we know that TV fed us our first footsteps,
but the Ketamine is gonna teach us, teach us, teach us,
gonna teach us, teach us, teach us just how to crawl.

We are the cross-eyed children misled to yellow in tarantula webs.
Yeah we are the gawk-eyed children chained to rot in the designer RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO beds.

Sleep, eat, own, RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO,
Abandoned like a bombed out conversation.
Phone, TV, sweets, suck,
I pledge allegiance to the small talk nation.
Wrapped, packed, soiled, stacked,
Gaping like a cracked open piñata
Counted, measured, copied, faxed,
Pink tarantula teeth in our pina coladas

Pink tarantula! (Yeah!)
Pink tarantula! (Oh yeah!)
Pink tarantula!
1, 2, 3, go!

EDIT: If you don't like bands that scream alot, that is hard to understand, and not into Underground/Local/Street Punk Rock, don't bother looking it up. Part of the song has caps because that's when the vocalist is really really screaming.

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